Posts filed under 'You make me crazy when'
You make me crazy when…
…You crawl in my lap to get a little love, throw your paw up on my arm and start sniffing it like it’s glue. And then, when I look down to see what’s going on, I noticed that your perfectly white paw is not so much white, but more like BLOODY PINK, and then I realize that you are not the domesticated creature I thought you were. Also, thanks for leaving your murder victim in the driveway for me to run over this morning. You rock, you dirty hunter, you.
1 comment November 4, 2009
You make me crazy when…
…You are so good that I want to marry you. Your cookies, mixed with your cream, form the perfect bowl of ice cream. You make me think about you every day, lonely in the freezer, all by yourself. Let’s be together, always. Whaddaya say?
Add comment October 28, 2009
You make me crazy when…
…You have your annual fall conference, which I am obligated to attend, right in the middle of the week where I have trouble existing in normal society. Also, when you charge $12.95 for your Internet access which I will not pay which is why I will not be blogging until after my appointment with the shrink on Wednesday which is after I get back from your stupid conference, unless I have to call BB to come get me in the middle of the night because I went crazy because your stupid conference made me that way.
Possibly.
Add comment October 11, 2009
You make me crazy when…
You promise me that I’ll have a whole Saturday to spend with my husband, then you take it all away in an instant. You bastards. He should charge you TRIPLE. It’s Labor Day weekend, for crying out loud!
1 comment September 3, 2009
