6 Ways My High School Was Not Like “Glee”

What’s that? You haven’t heard about “Glee,” the most wonderful fantastic STRAIGHT UP AWESOME show ever? Allow me to introduce it then. It’s kind of hard to say, exactly, what “Glee” will be like since there was only the one episode in the spring. But from that, and from sneak peeks, I’m guessing this is how my high school was NOT like the kids’ school from “Glee.”

1. There were some middle-aged semi-handsome men that taught subjects like world history and…gym, but no one looked like Matthew Morrison, who plays Will Schuester, Save-The-Glee-Club guy.

2. We had a chorus, but I’m pretty sure they never rapped a song. Actually, I’m pretty sure they only sang show tunes.

3. Our cheerleaders were not named the “Cheerios,” nor did we have a maniacal cheerleading coach. Right now I can remember every name and face of my sophomore year cheerleading squad, but I couldn’t for the life of me tell you who coached it. I have a sneaking suspicion we would have been loads better though, if we’d called ourselves The Cheerios.

4. We didn’t have a Quinn, Finn or Puck, but we did have the Smith kids: Jenon, Logan, Keegan, Austin, Onae and Gavin.

5. There was no MySpace or Facebook to make us famous. Only the yearbook and the greatest of all communication systems: gossip.

6. We didn’t look like this:

via New York Post

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