How I turned into the crazy cat lady with a webcam

So last weekend I took every dollar I owned and traded it for this nice, fancy new laptop computer on which I am typing this post. It’s shiny and new and pretty and has all these features I don’t yet know how to use. Every day since I bought it I’ve been trying to learn what it does and how it works and last night…I discovered the webcam. If Jenny The Bloggess is reading (which I’m sure she isn’t but that would make my day the greatest day since last weekend when I bought my new laptop and my new iPod Touch) she should get her head out of the gutter because I’m pretty sure that she’d automatically equate my webcam with something porn-related. Which is not true…yet.

Anyway, so I figured out how to turn the webcam on and then I saw myself and I was like Oh god LOOK AT ME. Look at this hair, look at this face LOOK AT THIS HOUSE. And then I tried to come up with something witty to say but I couldn’t think of anything because I can only do that when I write but then Lucy the cat showed up and I had to pick her up but she wiggled out of my arms and the webcam caught the whole thing. I thought about posting it here for shits and giggles, but then I thought that all my readers would quit reading me and I NEED MY READERS like the deserts miss the rain.

So…if I get 5 or more comments requesting this awful, nasty bit of video that isn’t worth crap except to show off my bad hair and my ugly home office…I’ll post it.