Ants in my pants

I can’t sit still today. I’m not particularly excited about anything, I just feel like I have the most severe case of situational ADHD in the history of the entire world. There’s a long list of a million things I need to be doing other than being where I am right now, and that list just keeps rolling over and over in my head. Birthday card, present, gas, grocery store, wrapping paper, gas, drycleaners, bank, Alltel, bank, bank, bank. It won’t stop. Seriously.

Maybe in a little while I’ll go eat a turkey sammich with my mama. And then maybe the ants in my pants will take a nap.